“What’s that?” said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry’s lightning scar.

“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you —?”

“He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry.

“What?” said Harry.

“Harry Potter.” chorused the twins.

“Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.”

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Bless this boy and everything that he is 

(via prongsvssquid)

  • Zelda: Hey I just met you
  • Zelda: And this is crazy
  • Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
  • Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
  • Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
  • Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
  • Link: Because it 's true